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Hill Demotivational Poster


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


BENNY HILL - KILLED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS


TAGS: bennyhill pc
Rating: 4.61/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:53 pm
Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.
medinaanidem - August 23, 2013, 5:08 pm
It us worsethan infringement. It is an intentional (albiet passive) form if censorship.
BobbEdwards - May 10, 2013, 1:10 am
Agreed. It got Benny's TV show cancelled after 32 years on the air, and feminists started protesting his personal appearances so he had to give those up too. He died a recluse a few years later. The UK Mail denying him a stamp in 2006 was a final slap.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:00 am
Political Correctness is an infringement of Freedom of Speech.


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - f***ed-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




REINTARDATION -




ARKANSAS -




PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




NURSE -




FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.




DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!




GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.


TAGS: pyramid head silent hill
Rating: 3.21/5

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Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:32 pm
To be quite honest, I'm not sure anymore, heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:04 am
(what TTH said)
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 9:07 pm
HUH?


RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS -


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of Lennon-McCartney last lyrical line on "Her Majesty" (Abbey Road) which goes: "...and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make." 5L Air!
Airman - October 16, 2012, 1:18 pm
thanks all
mariand - October 16, 2012, 12:32 am
amsome...& fav'd
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
OOOOOH YEAAAH
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 7:00 pm
Stunning...
Reality Lord - October 15, 2012, 5:26 pm

faith in humanity...restored
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:38 pm
This One Gets The Water Flowing If You Know What I Mean ?


THEN AND NOW -


TAGS: calendar then now ant hill
Rating: 4.68/5

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tlwestrope - July 20, 2011, 6:54 pm
And Little Johnny gets busted by the EPA because the ants are on the endangered species list.
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
He can work for the Terrorist Support Agency (TSA) and cop a feel, though. Sad to think things are this whacked.
rerun - July 18, 2011, 5:10 pm

Boy, this sure is the truth


HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


TAGS: hillary clinton obama election president
Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am
And make me a sammich!


HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts


TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

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Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
trololololo
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
Amen!


HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.


TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

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bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am
^be^


IN AN OLD HOUSE ON A HILLSIDE - Next to the sea Far from the madness, that folds around me Peaceful and gentle, like sails on the breeze


TAGS: home hill sea
Rating: 4.88/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:29 am
WAS THAT A TREMOR?!?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:28 am
Hello, Domino's?....
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:27 am
Sounds like a KEEPER!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:14 pm
Reminds me of an old girl friend I once knew, built just like that, brick house…no hind end…..only difference no ladder
david5300 - November 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Good luck on getting that wide screen deliverd
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:07 pm
Yah Right .
rerun - November 5, 2012, 7:11 pm

Yes, it's on the internet so it must be real.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2012, 12:46 pm
Is This Real ?


JUST CHILLIN' - So whatcha want?




BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...


TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.23/5

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STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

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the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.


DUTY - It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. - Sir Winston Churchill




GHILLIE SUIT SNIPERS - Need a little R&R sometimes too


TAGS: ghillie suit golf
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:24 am
The golfer looks a lot like the divots I create around the 16th beer.... er, hole.


A PRISONER OF WAR -




BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am
Perfect.


MIXED FEELINGS -




COOL - When there's no need to stress.




THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




DOOR MAT - A woman who stays with her husband after he has sex with a young intern


TAGS: politics hillary clinton
Rating: 2.32/5
F - April 26, 2008, 7:45 am
Who cares?


R AND R - Sometimes, everyone should take some.




KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on


TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

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culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


ACHILLES - 99% indestructable


TAGS: achilles heel
Rating: 4.05/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:55 am
5L for the original "heel"
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Very, VERY good! 5L


ACHIEVEMENT - It's all downhill from here.


TAGS: achievement mountaintop mountain goal downhill
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Personally, that's why I've always felt that after the president finishes his two terms, instead of continuously being protected, leave he and his family into the general populace. You've made it to the top... now where? Bwahahaha!
Derek - February 26, 2011, 3:03 am
A classic if ever there was one.


CRITICISM - Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill




YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation


TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

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Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we **** too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)


THOUSAND YARD STARE - "Damn it, I should have been the one ruining the country!"




hillary clinton -


TAGS: hillary hat
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2015, 2:12 pm
Look for the perennial "Hillary is coming to take your guns Sale" at your local firearms stores. But they're not really selling guns, they're selling fear.
mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 3:28 am
Anybody got a bucket of water handy?
theyuk - April 12, 2015, 6:47 pm
She just hasn't been right since that house landed on her sister.


SWEET SARSAPARILLA - That ant hole seemed like a good idea. Dagum fire ants.




GET ALONG BESSIE -


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!


GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her a** if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.


reintarnation -




Bread Upon the Waters -


TAGS: benny hill humor
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - September 16, 2013, 11:44 pm
If the ducks and fish don't get it first


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES - We shall never surrender


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - February 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Yes, I know. All babies look like me" - Winston Churchill
union - February 10, 2010, 11:07 am
I keep hearing the beginning of Aces High!
Grim R@per - February 10, 2010, 9:18 am
4L's I like it but I don't Love it


PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...




CHRISTMAS VACATION - Sometimes it's better to just be chillin' than grillin'.




NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... -


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!


LIFE ALERT - I've fallen and I can't get up!


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational silent hill life alert
Rating: 2.43/5

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Sniperzoo - March 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
right when i clicked on this the life alert commercial came on! lmao
Me - February 8, 2009, 1:47 pm
Almost spit my water out too funny.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:27 am
b****in' picture. And I LOL'ed heavily at the caption. Well done!


CRYING - THERE'S NO CRYING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.71/5

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MOTHER NATURE -


TAGS: hills cave
Rating: 4.92/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
LOL!


THE HILL -




HOW TO GET RID OF -




SMILE - They can warm your heart or chill you to your very soul.




THE HILLS - Give 'em 10 years, one will be doing porn, one will be strung out, one will really "find jesus", and one will be doing commercials for feminine itch.




Silent Hill -


TAGS: hill wtf
Rating: 2.21/5

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Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:45 am
Yep, that about explains every creature in every Silent Hill game.


CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.




YOUTHFUL BEAUTY - Nope, dog ugly then too


TAGS: hillary clinton politics
Rating: 2/5


TECHNICALLY - There are 3 L's in that name.


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.95/5
Snoo - May 2, 2008, 7:25 pm
Either spelling refers to crippling socialism.


ROMANCE - It can happen at any time!


TAGS: comics humor pig love hillbilly
Rating: 1.79/5

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aPauling - August 22, 2008, 3:10 pm
I'd pork the other white meat!
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 2:03 pm
...so look out!


dear westboro untied church -


TAGS: isis robin willians haters adam hills the last leg
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Raising the bar as always...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:05 pm
LOL! Very good! L L L L L


be a kid as long as you can -


TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


As I Sit I Ponder -


TAGS: quote winston churchill
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 4:29 pm
I'm safe! Heaven doesn't want me and in Hell the devil is scared I'd take over the place. Thanks for the L's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:07 pm
lol! XD
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:08 pm

Just remember to be in heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you're dead. Excellent one, sister!~~5Ls
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:47 pm
See, the praise is one of the reasons I missed your mug around here...teehee. Thanks Uggie.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:46 pm
Crotchety, thanks for the 5er. Now go do something about those palms (wink wink)...teehee.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:45 pm
Wow, yet another "hero" of mine with another compliment...looking like a good day after the storm we had last night. Thanks Greeny.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:43 pm
Thank you rerun...always an honour to receive a compliment from you!
ughomer - July 9, 2013, 6:56 am
WOW! Prissy, you're "The Bomb!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:26 am
Getting sweaty palms just looking at thi5.
Greeny - July 8, 2013, 9:37 pm
Very!
rerun - July 8, 2013, 8:55 pm

Amsome.


Prospects But Never Reality -


TAGS: flase start downhill life
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - November 3, 2013, 9:31 pm
5/f because perfection
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
And I was feelin’ so good about doing nothing. Gorgeous pic, even better prose.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:42 pm

Every writer's lament.5 loquacious lions


repetition -


TAGS: phillip kaye repetition
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 11:01 pm
5impLy awesome as usual.


Hey Sweetheart -




Speed Limits -




TO THE RHYTHM OF THE BOOGIE, THE BEAT -




WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY - "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."


TAGS: winston churchill quote pigs equals
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:28 am
I think it was equals...unless you're on the pigs level, how can it look you straight in the eye...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cannabal.
Cannabal - April 26, 2013, 12:02 am
Well, I think he said, "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But a pig will look straight in the eye."


PMS -




P r i n c i p l e s -


TAGS: principles hills caves aging fitzgerald
Rating: 4.69/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:09 pm
True words of wisdom, Gary
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 11:17 am
fast, if good, may be the better pace
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 10:18 am
Sad how Fitzgerald himself only lived to be 44. He died young having grown old very fast
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 10:11 am
Psh, kids…at sixty-four they are mere ruts in the road toward inevitable decrepit morbidity…and it’s s-o-o-o-o demotilicious! 5L however
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:14 am
Thanks guys, I'm right there with ya...
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:05 pm

5 decrepit Ls from me, too!~~
maoworks2 - July 14, 2013, 1:17 pm
That's A Good One 5 Growing Old L's.


More Proof -


TAGS: phillip hoffman money overdose sucks to be you
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2014, 1:29 am
Inexorable death and consequences of foolishness.
maoworks2 - April 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
Have Everything And Do That ?


MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!




Henry -


TAGS: silent henry darkness hill fear
Rating: 4.5/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 8:11 am
Done.
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 12:52 pm
Thedge, if you haven't already...drop this by shivers!


HOT HOT HEAT -


TAGS: calendar chilli heat
Rating: 4.42/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 11:15 pm
I checked and rechecked - chillies or chilies or chiles or chilis are all acceptable
ICEMAN - June 10, 2011, 10:42 pm
Next time, try 'chiles'.


AFTER MR. DRYSDALE'S INDICTMENT - Miss Hathaway went on to a rewarding career in public education


TAGS: far away from beverly hills
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 8:47 am
she's teaching the Jethro Bodine GaZinta method of math. 5L


ninja chill -




GOODBYE -


TAGS: mother goodbye lullaby silent hill
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sho - June 30, 2012, 9:57 pm
Indeed. I love it too
silenthillbuff221 - June 30, 2012, 9:56 pm
I love this song from Silent Hill 4 The Room... Its called Room of An Angel for future reference
Kyronic - June 7, 2012, 10:53 pm
Makes me think of my mom.


CHILL -




BUZZKILLS -


TAGS: hamburger hill
Rating: 3.7/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 5:09 pm
LMAO.... 5 Poodles here


Free Range Hillbillies -




MY BILLS -


TAGS: my bills chills wills etc etc
Rating: 3.05/5

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Eugene - September 20, 2009, 1:42 am
your killing me from inside Ron! Did i give you the idea to make this from my request?
Pacifist - September 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
And please, certified check or money order please! At least I said please.


COLD IS THE NEW HOT - Feel the chill strike your spine... Your hairs stand on end... Not sure about the blue tongue




HANK HILL - He's not selling propane and propane accessories anymore...


TAGS: hank hill
Rating: 3/5

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Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 7:41 pm

Fair question. Can't say s - e - x without getting cenored. So when DID he get the gender reassignment?
EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2012, 3:53 pm
When did he get the *** change?


COURAGE - We shall draw on the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. -Winston Churchill




WOMEN - Always making faces behind your back.


TAGS: silent hill 4
Rating: 2.7/5

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Claire - June 15, 2010, 10:29 pm
Epic game.
Sho - June 15, 2010, 9:56 pm
Silent Hill 4: The Room (holy ****)
Guest091 - July 26, 2009, 8:23 am
Hey, what game is this?
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
This is one of those moments where you know you shouldn't turn around, but you can't help it...
dgbt - May 1, 2009, 9:17 am
That was the creepiest part of the creepiest game I've ever played.


PH'N PHINALLY - GO PHILLY


TAGS: philly
Rating: 2.5/5

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A COUNTRY NEAR ME? - Oh thank God they aren't bringing sanity to a country that I'm actually in.


TAGS: obama and hillary suck
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 26, 2008, 10:13 am
Whereas I only like sentences that end in prepositions with.
Vision (the Unpurple) - October 25, 2008, 7:11 pm
I would have rated this five if you hadn't ended a sentence with a preposition.


NORFOLK - Where the Christmas turkey gets stuffed early.


TAGS: norfolk yokel inc*** hillbilly country
Rating: 2.44/5

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ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 4:07 am
Looks suspiciously like Moooooooooooooooooo's mancave. Complete with split level milking stations.


BAGHDAD HILLARY - Time to throw in the towel




INTERN - UNIFORM FOR FEMALE INTERNS IF HILLARY IS ELECTED!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.96/5

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I'M READY - TOO KILL OBAMA, I MEAN OSAMA!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.94/5

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SESAME STREET - There for you when your career fails




HILLARY UNPLUGGED - You Can Achieve More With a Shriek and FBI Files than Just a Shriek!


TAGS: hillary clinton hillary uncensored bill clinton
Rating: 1.5/5

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f - April 19, 2008, 8:27 am
Hillary bores me. So does Obama.


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